I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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