And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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