I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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