I wish I could punch you in the face.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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