The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
