Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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