i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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