What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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