Don't make out with my wife yet
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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