i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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