My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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