yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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