did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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