i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Shame is for Republicans.
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