: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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