operation have a gay friend backfired
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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