I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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