He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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