; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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