I'm drive I can fine osifer
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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