that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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