You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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