i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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