dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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