After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Less talking, more tequila
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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