READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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