Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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