Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
