you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
