I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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