tell your sister to shave her snatch
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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