I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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