he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Beating pregnant teens...aaah the good 'ol days!
Back in my day it only took a well timed shove down the stairs.
Screwing drunk people is a waste of time anyway. Men are sloppy and women go a little numb.
or you could beat teen pregnancy with one piece(its the name of the treasure..) of steel called a coat hanger
fucking no
lmao
you read my mind
Had he actually made it ONTO the loft, then you would've owed it all to Whiskey Dick.
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