i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
