Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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