I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
