Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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