i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Will exercising make me less horny?
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