Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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