what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
