Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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