I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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