theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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