Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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