what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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