I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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