party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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