just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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