Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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