Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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