yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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