Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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